Not Me! Monday?

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I am not playing "Not me Monday" from MckMama
I didn't play a video game all day yesterday. A game that I just hate. A game that I can beat my sons at.
Ford and my brother didn't work on his truck all day. They didn't need a bar of soap for their potty mouths. My sons' didn't come running in and tell me the word that they used. Oops. I didn't then hear my son use that word when his lincoln log house got ruined. I almost didn't have a heart attack when he explained to me that "dad and unc say it all the time, just don't tell mom where you heard it" What? I didn't ban the boys from the garage while they were working on trucks. Then, I wasn't told to quick over reacting and boys will be boys. Nope not by my brother.
I didn't make 3 pumpkin rolls with cream cheese filling for my family to eat them all. Then, to tell me there is nothing to eat in the house. I didn't get 2 request from my brother to make him some if he buys the goods.
I didn't smile proudly when my daughter made baskets at her last game. And, I didn't glare at the women behind me who made a comment about my daughter. Even, when she keep on flapping her mouth, I didn't turn around and I didn't let her know that was my daughter. Nope, not me.