Not Me! Monday?

Not even sure where to begin. We had an off weekend.

I don't have a sore bum from sitting on the bench at too many basketball games. I didn't scream and yell when Red's team won, their first game. I didn't beam from ear to ear when the parents behind me told me "your daughter is a very good player". I didn't blush when the man next to me told me "that my other daughter looked just like me and she was very beautiful". I didn't want to strangle the boys' neck 2 minutes after I picked them up from school. They didn't fight all the way to the game. A 90 minute drive. I didn't put the earphones in and listen to the ipod the whole trip.